Women Drivers

I received this via email this morning, found it hilarious and had to share.

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me (I’m a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good stuff.  Thanks Jim. 

USA vs China

I’m not sure if the accuracy makes it more or less funny.

Aggressive Atheists

Forgetting Sarah Marshall Review

As part of my birthday present, Carrie took me to the movies, my choice.  So, we decided on Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the newest Judd Apatow (Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin) flick.

It was awesome!  The entire cast was hilarious, and rarely did a gag go by without drawing at least a broad smile from one of us.  If you’ve seen either of the 2 above Apatow creations, then you know what to expect, more or less, in terms of the type of humor – crude and awesome.

I have to say that Mila Kunis does an amazing job here, and there’s no doubt she’ll be moving on to many, many more projects thanks both to this, and That 70’s Show.  The star, Jason Segel, who also wrote the flick, is also undoubtedly bound for greatness.  Stellar comedic timing on both their parts, and they deliver the characters in a way that makes them both hilarious and real, which is no easy task in a comedy such as this.

Its not often that I see a comedy in the theater, but am I ever glad I did for this one!

9/10

Jon Stewart interviews Dubya

Funny stuff.

McCain is no Bush