Heh.
Will Hurricane Gustav Rain on GOP Parade?
As Gulf Coast residents were bracing themselves for Hurricane Gustav swelling towards their shores in the form of a Category 3 storm with 135 mph winds, the White House announced President Bush no longer plans to travel to the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn.
Gustav is not only threatening to wreak major havoc on the Gulf Coast, it is also creating a public relations nightmare for Republicans, who kick off their convention Monday.
First of all – of course Bush isn’t going to the convention. Gustav presents him a wonderful opportunity/excuse to avoid tainting McCain at an all-too-critical time.
You know, its funny. The very hand of God those jackasses claim to follow appears to be flicking them squarely in the nuts.

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January 21, 2009 — B