Extremism FTL

Over the last year or so, there’s been a lot of interest in politics, which is generally a good thing.  I think.  But the dark side of that is what seems to be extremism mixed with hypocrisy with a dash of my shit don’t stink.

I’ve sort of always felt that extreme political ideologies are never good, and history sort of indicates that’s not far from the truth.  Extreme Liberals are no better or right or less frightening than extreme Conservatives.  Extreme Conservatives are just as terrifying as extreme Libertarians.  Bill O’Reilly is no less scary than Keith Olbermann.  And on and on it goes.

I’ve seen people posting stuff on Facebook touting how we should just abandon anything that’s not purely Libertarian or Capitalistic (because unbridled Capitalism is perfectly euphoric and makes unicorns have multiple orgasms, or some shit like that).  I’ve heard people idiots complaining about what a terrible job Obama is doing, and how he’s destroying the fabric of our Country (and presumably raping and eating small children in Darfur).  These same people barely said a single fucking word about anything Bush had done during his term clusterfuck of a “presidency”.

Now, I’m no rabid Obama fan (I like him less every minute of every day), but pinning any of this shit on him is like pinning a basketball team’s 40-point loss on the 3rd stringer who comes into the game with 4 minutes left.  Its nothing short of grotesquely absurd.  When the DOW tanks, its Obama’s fault, but when it rallies, its just those darn markets being all wacky and unpredictable again.

Why is it that people on extreme ends of the spectrum almost never get it right, and can’t ever see that they’re just as fucked up as those they vehemently oppose?  Seriously – take a look in the mirror!  All too often in life, we find that things aren’t black or white, and are almost always a shade of grey somewhere in the middle.  The same applies to governing.  You can’t simply ignore failures or successes because you’re so ridiculously tied to some stupid ideology.  Not to get too high on the hyperbole horse, but terrorists are ideological, in case you hadn’t noticed.

I’m not suggesting I have the first fucking clue as to what the “right” or best way to do things is.  But that’s the point – I understand that I don’t fucking know!  Any ridiculous, extreme ideas I have are just as careless and wrong as ridiculous and extreme as ideas from people who oppose my ideology.  We all have ideologies.  We all have gut feelings on how things should be done.  But we also have to reconcile that with the fact that not everyone shares that ideology, and that the World is just way too complex for a one-size-fits-all approach.

What to Say to People Who Tell You Now’s a Great Time to Buy a House

Not that we’ve ever been very tempted, or really been in any position to buy a house here, but after the last year or so of watching the economy and housing markets fist-fuck themselves, I’ve been reminded time and time again that I’m infinitely grateful to not be tied down to the Metro Detroit area by a house that no one wants.  And reading this has reminded me once again:

Woe unto the person who is young and single and makes a reasonable amount of money and yet for some reason does not own a home. As soon as your status as a renter is revealed to a friend, relative, neighbor, or cashier, inevitably it starts: “But now is such a great time to buy. Don’t you want to build up some equity? Aren’t you tired of throwing your money away?”

Whenever I heard this in the past, I would always smile politely and say that, sure, someday I hoped to own a house. But the economy being what it is, and journalism being what it is, I couldn’t justify taking the risk of being pinned down in a city that might not have a job for me. This response never satisfied my friends and cashiers, of course. And I never really knew what else to say. Until now.

Richard Florida, the influential author of Rise of the Creative Class, had many provocative things to say in his terrifying look at America post-whatever-the-F-this-is. But the one that caught my attention was his point, persuasively argued, that our focus on homeownership is a large reason why we found our way into this mess to begin with. Says Florida:

“The solution begins with the removal of homeownership from its long-privileged place at the center of the U.S. economy. Substantial incentives for homeownership (from tax breaks to artificially low mortgage-interest rates) distort demand, encouraging people to buy bigger houses than they otherwise would. That means less spending on medical technology, or software, or alternative energy—the sectors and products that could drive U.S. growth and exports in the coming years. Artificial demand for bigger houses also skews residential patterns, leading to excessive low-density suburban growth. The measures that prop up this demand should be eliminated.

If anything, our government policies should encourage renting, not buying. Homeownership occupies a central place in the American Dream primarily because decades of policy have put it there. A recent study by Grace Wong, an economist at the Wharton School of Business, shows that, controlling for income and demographics, homeowners are no happier than renters, nor do they report lower levels of stress or higher levels of self-esteem.

And while homeownership has some social benefits—a higher level of civic engagement is one—it is costly to the economy. The economist Andrew Oswald has demonstrated that in both the United States and Europe, those places with higher homeownership rates also suffer from higher unemployment. Homeownership, Oswald found, is a more important predictor of unemployment than rates of unionization or the generosity of welfare benefits. Too often, it ties people to declining or blighted locations, and forces them into work—if they can find it—that is a poor match for their interests and abilities.”

Incessant, Pointless Bitching

I’ve mentioned before how there are certain people where I work with a high degree of… displeasure regarding the recently elected President of the US.  Despite the basis for said displeasure, the fact remains that their displeasure is, in fact, their right.  As such, I don’t feel the need to ever speak my mind, as its quite obvious they’re not going to change theirs.

However, since the election, these two coworkers have been having daily (and I really mean daily – every single fucking day) bitch-and-moan sessions about how unavoidably fucked this Country is, presumably all-of-a-sudden (you know, because prior to 20-Jan-09, things were totally awesome, or something).  I’ve successfully bitten my tongue so far, but my resistance is fading.  Its not that I disagree with everything they say, or that I don’t respect their right to an opinion.  Its that I don’t see the value in whining like a little bitch on a daily basis, while at the same time not doing anything to improve the situation.  You know, like writing letters to your representatives in Washington – something I’ve done numerous times over the last few years.

If you want to bitch, fine, but if your conviction is only strong enough to warrant crying into an echo chamber with the 20% who agrees with you, perhaps its time to re-think your strategy.  Or just shut the fuck up.

I’m “this” close to telling them exactly that.

Happiness Is…

Unveiled Racism

So, I guess since its Election Day, the anti-Obama-because-he’s-black people in the office aren’t even trying to mask their racism.  Some notable quotes:

It looks like we’re gonna have a bootlip in the White House.

And my personal favorite:

How are you gonna get 1 black guy to run the White House when you can’t get 10 black guys to run White Castle?

So yeah, its pretty damn blatant now, and I almost regret not calling these fucks out on what I’ve long perceived as their anti-Obama-because-he’s-black stance.

Another notable conversation occurred yesterday between two anti-Obama-because-he’s-black co-workers, where they were railing on Obama because of his apparent love of Socialism.  Ignoring for a second that they both support McCain, who also practices socialism, its sad when the best they can do is use the Flavor of the Month attack on Obama.  And one of the guys is an immigrant from the Ukraine, who I’m pretty sure arrived here after 1913, which is when the US began practicing elements of Socialism.  So, if he despises Socialism so much (he doesn’t – he despises black people, by the way), why the fuck is he here?  Get the fuck out already.  We’ve got enough of our own racists to deal with.

Thankfully, this will all be over in a matter of days.  Sort of.

Charles Meets Barack

This is pretty touching.

Am I a pussy for tearing up toward the end?

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Racism FTW?

Early voting has begun, and already we’re seeing some ugly acts of racism.  Whether its heckling black voters and slashing their tires, or good ol’ fashioned death threats over yard signs, its clear that we’re in for one helluva ride.

Not that I give racial asshats any intellectual credit at all, but what is their thinking exactly?  Do they think that, at this point in history, with the first viable major party black Presidential candidate, that such racial attacks are going to do anything but solidify the resolve of these voters?  Now, I’m not black (though I spent some time in my youth pretending to be, but that’s another story), but I can imagine that if I were getting heckled by some white piece of shit redneck, I would not be frightened in the least.  Rather, my resolve would be strengthened immensely.

We’re talking about people that know first and second hand what it feels like to be an outcast because of skin color.  We’re talking about people that know first and second hand what it feels like to not have the “privilege” to vote.  We’re talking about people that know first and second hand what its like to see friends and family willingly give their lives for equality.  Do these fucktards think that a pathetic letter is going to keep black people home on November 4th?  Really?  Do they think that their threats aren’t going to pale in comparison with what they’ve been through in their lives?

Its incredible, and incredibly embarrassing, that we live in a Country where such mindless people are allowed to breed.  I am grateful, though, to be alive at a time where things are changing.  Improving.  Growing.  Its not going to be easy – great things never are.  But its a necessary step toward the World that the enlightened among us know exists, just around that next bend.  Can we make it there?

Yes, we can.

Embarrassed to be Human

Can you believe this shit?

A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

“I don’t think she believes me yet,” he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. “It’s going to take some more convincing.”

You self-centered ignorant piece of shit.  I hope your child grows up to kill you for raping her like this.

Lowered Expectations

Lowered Expectations

I find it somewhat troubling that so many consider last night’s VP debate a good thing for Palin.  I suppose if you lower  expectations to the point that simply not shitting on the rug constitutes a success, you’re fit for public office.

Seriously though, Palin flat-out refused to answer the debate questions, and somehow that’s OK?  What the fuck?  But, she did wink at the camera – twice.  So I guess that makes it all better.

And for the love of God… Say it with me: NOO-clee-urr.  Fucking imbecile.